GREEN LANTERN / RYAN REYNOLDS PERFORMANCE ART IDEA

So here’s the plan:

  • I buy a ticket to a midnight screening of The Green Lantern on Friday morning (Thursday night. Whatever you want to call it.)
  • I buy every season of Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place/Two Guys and a Girl tonight
  • I take off work Wednesday and Thursday to watch every episode of Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place/Two Guys and a Girl, making note of my favorite scenes/jokes/moments of physical comedy
  • I return to the noted scenes and memorize 90 minutes of them
  • I walk to the front of the theatre when The Green Lantern begins
  • I perform 90 minutes of scenes from Two Guys, a Girl, and a PIzza Place/Two Guys and a Girl as The Green Lantern plays (think Jada’s death scene in Scream 2)

(No one else will be at the midnight screening of The Green Lantern so this performance won’t be disruptive.)