TWITTER IS DOWN
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TWITTER IS DOWN

Hey apocalypse, you have my permission to occur. I have no unfinished business.
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Hey apocalypse, you have my permission to occur. I have no unfinished business.

Searching for tweets about Hocus Pocus is fun.
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Searching for tweets about Hocus Pocus is fun.

  • Dan: Meghan McCain is one of two people who have blocked me on twitter.
  • Bill: Meghan McCain blocked me, too!
  • Tyler: Haven't a LOT of people blocked you on twitter?
  • Bill: Yeah.
I’m too scared to click.
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I’m too scared to click.

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I think I have a concept.
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I think I have a concept.

I’ll use any excuse to post that GIF. Any excuse.

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I was tweeting about First Wives Club and one of my followers was either very mistaken or great at making jokes or both.
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I was tweeting about First Wives Club and one of my followers was either very mistaken or great at making jokes or both.

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does Tweet have a Twitter

  • Christine: does tweet have a twitter
  • googling is impossible
  • and i feel like that has certainly already been a joke someone has made
  • me: you realize that's literally the hardest question in the world to google
  • Christine: yep
  • that's why i'm asking
  • i'm not like "bobby google this"
  • i'm like "bobby does your brain know this"
The internet has made it possible for me to tweet about The Bachelor with the woman who wrote In Her Shoes every Monday.
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The internet has made it possible for me to tweet about The Bachelor with the woman who wrote In Her Shoes every Monday.