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There’s a scene in The Grey when Liam Neeson is going through all the wallets of people who were eaten by wolves and it’s super sad because each one is STOCKED with beautiful photos of children and family.
So of course I had the horrible realization that if Liam were going through mine he’d be like, “LOL look at this single dood who loves free coffee glad he got eaten by wolves LOL.”
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There’s a scene in The Grey when Liam Neeson is going through all the wallets of people who were eaten by wolves and it’s super sad because each one is STOCKED with beautiful photos of children and family.

So of course I had the horrible realization that if Liam were going through mine he’d be like, “LOL look at this single dood who loves free coffee glad he got eaten by wolves LOL.”

    • #lol
    • #the grey
    • #coffee
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The Grey, a screenplay (SPOILERS)

EXT. ALASKA

A plane crashed. There are, like, seven survivors I guess.

WOLVES.

There are six survivors now.

WOLVES.

There are five survivors now.

WOLVES.

There are four survivors now. They laugh around a campfire and eat a wolf.

WOLVES.

There are three survivors now.

SAD MONOLOGUE.

There are two survivors now.

WOLVES.

There is one survivor now.

BROKEN AIRPLANE LIQUOR BOTTLES.

~fin~

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    • #screenplays
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This one works.

    • #the grey
    • #GIFs
    • #deal with it
    • #wolves
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drinkyourjuice:

Things Liam Neeson said in The Grey:
bro
swag
no mas
Things the wolves said in The Grey:
l-ooooooooooo-l

There’s a scene near the end of The Grey when one of the characters is like, “Yo guys I can’t do this anymore. I give up. Y’all go on ahead. I’m just gonna sit on this stump and stare at the mountains and the river.” Another character is like, “Yo but we only have to walk one more mile,” but he’s like, “Nah. Can’t walk anymore. Give up.”
Then Christine looks at the river behind him and says (to the screen), “Just float. Hope floats.”
Then I bang my fist on the armrest and laugh for a few seconds.
~The Grey~
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drinkyourjuice:

Things Liam Neeson said in The Grey:

  • bro
  • swag
  • no mas

Things the wolves said in The Grey:

  • l-ooooooooooo-l

There’s a scene near the end of The Grey when one of the characters is like, “Yo guys I can’t do this anymore. I give up. Y’all go on ahead. I’m just gonna sit on this stump and stare at the mountains and the river.” Another character is like, “Yo but we only have to walk one more mile,” but he’s like, “Nah. Can’t walk anymore. Give up.”

Then Christine looks at the river behind him and says (to the screen), “Just float. Hope floats.”

Then I bang my fist on the armrest and laugh for a few seconds.

~The Grey~

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    • #liam neeson
    • #christine
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My GIF review of The Grey.
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My GIF review of The Grey.

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    • #GIFs
    • #deal with it
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