I’ve posted this at least twice before, but it’s still my favorite 30 seconds on youtube.

Don’t forget: Catch Me If You Mad Men premieres tonight on ABC!
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Don’t forget: Catch Me If You Mad Men premieres tonight on ABC!

Whitney’s making more observations! This time she’s making observations on a bus! So many observations, so little time! Who is that guy behind Whitney? Does he have a name? Is his name also Whitney? Yes, I’m still locked out!
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Whitney’s making more observations! This time she’s making observations on a bus! So many observations, so little time! Who is that guy behind Whitney? Does he have a name? Is his name also Whitney? Yes, I’m still locked out!

Whitney! No, not that Whitney, the Whitney who makes really interesting observations! On NBC! More colorful! Colored with observations!
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Whitney! No, not that Whitney, the Whitney who makes really interesting observations! On NBC! More colorful! Colored with observations!

One of the best moments from Lemon of Troy, the best episode of The Simpsons. Please note that I have not watched The Simpsons since 2002.

Reasons why “Party of Five” is my favorite punny show title:

  1. Their lives were NOT a party!
  2. There were five of them!

ABC Family’s next few years of tent-pole programming: 2012: FROM THE CREATOR OF THE LYING GAME LIARS ANONYMOUS 2013: FROM THE CREATOR OF LIARS ANONYMOUS LET LYING DOGS LIE 2014: FROM THE CREATOR OF LET LYING DOGS LIE LIAR LIAR, THAT LYING GIRL’S PANTS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE  2015: FROM THE CREATOR OF LIAR LIAR, THAT LYING GIRL’S PANTS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE LIE IN WAIT, THEN LIE WHILE YOU WAIT 2016: FROM THE CREATOR OF LIE IN WAIT, THEN LIE WHILE YOU WAIT ASK NO QUESTIONS AND HEAR NO LIES BUT KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T HEAR THE LIES, EVERYONE IS STILL LYING BECAUSE EVERYONE LIES. ALL THE TIME. WAIT FOR IT…ANOTHER LIE IS BEING TOLD RIIIIIGHT….NOW. ANOTHER LIE. LIED. DEAL WITH IT. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR TRUTH, YOU’VE COME TO THE WRONG NETWORK. TRY NICKELODEON. BECAUSE AT ABC FAMILY WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FLIP ABOUT TELLING ANY KINDS OF TRUTHS BECAUSE LIES ARE WAY MORE INTERESTING. TV-14 (L,V,D,LIES)
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ABC Family’s next few years of tent-pole programming:

2012:

FROM THE CREATOR OF THE LYING GAME

LIARS ANONYMOUS

2013:

FROM THE CREATOR OF LIARS ANONYMOUS

LET LYING DOGS LIE

2014:

FROM THE CREATOR OF LET LYING DOGS LIE

LIAR LIAR, THAT LYING GIRL’S PANTS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE 

2015:

FROM THE CREATOR OF LIAR LIAR, THAT LYING GIRL’S PANTS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE

LIE IN WAIT, THEN LIE WHILE YOU WAIT

2016:

FROM THE CREATOR OF LIE IN WAIT, THEN LIE WHILE YOU WAIT

ASK NO QUESTIONS AND HEAR NO LIES BUT KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T HEAR THE LIES, EVERYONE IS STILL LYING BECAUSE EVERYONE LIES. ALL THE TIME. WAIT FOR IT…ANOTHER LIE IS BEING TOLD RIIIIIGHT….NOW. ANOTHER LIE. LIED. DEAL WITH IT. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR TRUTH, YOU’VE COME TO THE WRONG NETWORK. TRY NICKELODEON. BECAUSE AT ABC FAMILY WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FLIP ABOUT TELLING ANY KINDS OF TRUTHS BECAUSE LIES ARE WAY MORE INTERESTING. TV-14 (L,V,D,LIES)