bobby finger

Q:What do you want?

“I take chorizo and egg on a flour tortilla. And go easy on the jalapenos. I got a bit of the *pffft* squirties.”

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The official video for ”The Living Proof” - Mary J. Blige’s song from The Help - was just released. It’s a decent, Diane Warren-esque movie song, and one that will probably be nominated for an Oscar, but that’s not the point. This particular screengrab reminded me of one of my favorite moments from the Strangers With Candy movie:

Jerri is alone in her living room eating junk food and holding a notebook in preparation for brainstorming science fair ideas. She opens the notebook, writes “Science Fair Ideas by Jerri Blank,” underlines it, gets bored, turns on the TV to baby chimpanzees hitting each other with musical instruments, giggles, then falls asleep.

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GOOP (goop)

n. 1. Sloppy or sticky semifluid matter, typically something unpleasant.

Glint (glĭnt)

n. home-made narcotic, created by mixing common household chemicals: resulting neon blue-green gel is spread on one’s lips. (aka Glimmer, Glow, Satan’s Harelip)

Q:What do you want?

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