My friend Steven is the best describer I know. The best. Bar none. The most creative descriptions come out of his mouth - each inciting perfect imagery. They are, of course, funnier in person, but he will occasionally throw out some gems in one of my friends’ many email threads.
I searched through my recent email history for some highlights. Here are eight.
I’m not really concerned with trying to turn haters into believers.
I was gchatting with Steven today and then he stopped responding and later he was like, “Sorry I was interviewing Kreayshawn,” and then this piece was published.