Kyle just sent me this screengrab from Stand By Me and I started thinking about the “friends” I had when I was 12. Ha! No thanks, Richard Dreyfuss! I don’t need to think about those people ever again! Yeah, in my dreams I was friends with River Phoenix and Corey Feldman! They certainly wouldn’t have busted my lip open with a see-saw! OK, maybe Corey Feldman would have.

