Greece’s government is on the verge of collapse? I BLAME KOSTAS.
The Green Lantern is basically The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Parts 1 and 2)
GL: Wear a green ring, receive powers
SotTP(1/2): Wear pants, receive “powers”
GL: Blake Lively’s nude photos leaked before premiere
SotTP(1/2): Blake Lively loses her virginity to some kind of camp counselor or something?
GL: Adapted from a written work
SotTP(1/2): Adapted from a written work
GL: A lot of it is set in a green world
SotTP(1/2): A lot of it is set in Gree
GL: Looks like a videogame
SoTP(1/2): Doesn’t look like a videogame, but if it were a videogame, I’d probably play it. (This is coming from someone who doesn’t even play videogames.) You could be America Ferrera as she plays tennis with Bradley Whitford! And there could be a level where you have to jump onto Kostas’ fishing boat? Right? That could be a level? Or when Tibby has a pregnancy scare? Is this how videogames work?