Hahaha I just remembered there was this aspiring “inspirational rapper” at my university who won Battle of the Bands which meant he opened for Little Richard when he played a big show in the center of campus and the rapper’s winning song was called “Can You Spare Some Change” and the chorus was “Can you spare some change? Not ‘change’ in the sense of cents, but ‘change’ in the sense of brains. Can you spare some change?”

And then Little Richard performed and he was fabulous and stopped the show midway because he wanted a 7-Up and when they brought him Sprite he got pissed.