facebook: a sunday evening thought process

  1. Sarah who?
  2. Who the fuck is that?
  3. Why is this photo on my newsfeed?
  4. Who the fuck is this woman?
  5. Who the fuck is that guy she’s with?
  6. Ugh iphone flash their faces are all yellow.
  7. Why would you even post this yellow-face pic.
  8. Idiots.
  9. No wait seriously who the fuck is this.
  10. Oh, it’s that one girl.
  11. Why is her name different.
  12. Oh, she got married.
  13. Oh, she got married recently.
  14. Ew gross a wedding album.
  15. I didn’t like her.
  16. Look at all these pics.
  17. She bugged me.
  18. I think she was mean to me once.
  19. Why was my friend even FRIENDS with her?
  20. Look at all these pics ugh why are there so many.
  21. This album has so many pics.
  22. The groom’s tie is dumb.
  23. Hahahahaha what kind of wedding even is this?
  24. Oh look another wedding pic her friend posted.
  25. Oh cool it’s a whole album.
  26. Omg 54 photos.
  27. Hahaha dumb.
  28. That wedding looked nice.
  29. Dumb.
  30. I want to watch more Homeland.
  31. Ew it’s still raining?
  32. Can’t get over that gross tie.
  33. Hahahaha.
  34. Hahaha.
  35. Ha.
  36. Dummies.
  37. Bobby, do you ever consider yourself?
  38. Bobby, take a moment and look at your life and just think, “What even is this? What even are you doing?”
  39. Oh, you don’t want to, Bobby?
  40. Are you scared of yourself?
  41. Who is that little girl.
  42. Oh, it’s that one guy’s niece.
  43. I didn’t know he had a niece.
  44. Wait why and how would I know that to begin with.
  45. Where does he even live now?
  46. Is he still dating that guy?
  47. Oh, he is.
  48. Good for them.
  49. They just went on a vacation to Saint Lucia.
  50. I’ve never been to Saint Lucia.
  51. Wait where even is it?

END OF PART 1

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2 - wikipedia: a sunday evening wormhole in which I learn all about Saint Lucia and, now, “trade winds.”