Someone who works at Carmine’s is gorgeous.
Please listen to this “punk” version of Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” right now. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. Just click play.
Source: Spotify
My college friend Andrew has been on the last two episodes of Miss Advised. I am presenting this screengrab without additional commentary.
I JUST FIGURED OUT THAT THE NEW BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEARCHING “HELL” ON GOOGLE IMAGES AND THEN LOOKING AT YOUR PERSONAL RESULTS.
I know I slept for 10 minutes of A Separation because these two thoughts came immediately after one another:
- [Looks at watch] OH MY GOD THERE’S 45 MINUTES LEFT?
- [Looks at watch] OH MY GOD THERE’S 35 MINUTES LEFT?
Paul just sent me the most wonderful trailer of all time and you will all be better people after watching it.
You remember.
Someone clearly doesn’t know what ‘unfortunate’ means.
“Here, contact the dead” is the new “Merry Christmas”
Thanks, Delia.





![I know I slept for 10 minutes of A Separation because these two thoughts came immediately after one another:
[Looks at watch] OH MY GOD THERE’S 45 MINUTES LEFT?
[Looks at watch] OH MY GOD THERE’S 35 MINUTES LEFT?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywnsblNPm1qa9siqo1_500.jpg)
