You’re in a sandwich line with Beyonce and Rihanna. Bey orders the tuna salad. Ri orders the egg salad. Neither of them has enough money to pay for their sandwich, but you have enough for yours and a second.
Whose sandwich do you buy and why?
So this is Lunchtime Poll: a daily hypothetical question to be answered creatively and humorously and as best as you possibly can. Answer your best answer, live your best life, then read the best responses at the end of every week.