There’s this perfect moment in Waiting for Guffman when Libby (Parker Posey), upset that she and the rest of the cast can’t get Corky (Christopher Guest) to leave his apartment, runs down his staircase and, unable to think of any other way to express her irritation, just screams “JESUS CHRIST” to everyone and leaves.
I shouted “JESUS CHRIST” at my screen in a similar way after reading this Living Social deal and its weird, disgusting, Kenny Rogers/Lady Gaga-inspired metaphor. What in the WORLD is that description?
Oh, to be a copywriter for LivingSocial.
- This silencer will change your definition of “power point.”
- So the Giants’ big win got you fired up, but now what? Shoot for another explosive time when you pull the trigger on this exhilarating adventure.
- Bottom line: Bullet points are the way to go.
- You already have excellence in your cross hairs: You’ll excel here.
Yes, I cropped off the line that says “Lakes” but whatever this is mildly suggestive and I’m laughing at it. When it comes to my last name, I’ve matured in that I’m no longer embarrassed by it. That maturity, however, has not prevented me from thinking it’s hilarious.
Like the blue lady said about the stones in The Fifth Element, the romance is in me.