ABC Family’s next few years of tent-pole programming:
2012:
FROM THE CREATOR OF THE LYING GAME
LIARS ANONYMOUS
2013:
FROM THE CREATOR OF LIARS ANONYMOUS
LET LYING DOGS LIE
2014:
FROM THE CREATOR OF LET LYING DOGS LIE
LIAR LIAR, THAT LYING GIRL’S PANTS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE
2015:
FROM THE CREATOR OF LIAR LIAR, THAT LYING GIRL’S PANTS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE
LIE IN WAIT, THEN LIE WHILE YOU WAIT
2016:
FROM THE CREATOR OF LIE IN WAIT, THEN LIE WHILE YOU WAIT
ASK NO QUESTIONS AND HEAR NO LIES BUT KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T HEAR THE LIES, EVERYONE IS STILL LYING BECAUSE EVERYONE LIES. ALL THE TIME. WAIT FOR IT…ANOTHER LIE IS BEING TOLD RIIIIIGHT….NOW. ANOTHER LIE. LIED. DEAL WITH IT. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR TRUTH, YOU’VE COME TO THE WRONG NETWORK. TRY NICKELODEON. BECAUSE AT ABC FAMILY WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FLIP ABOUT TELLING ANY KINDS OF TRUTHS BECAUSE LIES ARE WAY MORE INTERESTING. TV-14 (L,V,D,LIES)
