Let’s all watch Freeway together, separately. 
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Let’s all watch Freeway together, separately. 

I got food poisoning yesterday. From about 7PM to 7AM, horrible things were happening. Demonic things. I don’t want to get too graphic, but it was a lot like 12 hours freaking out on the freeway.

I’m really upset that more people will probably see Red Riding Hood during its opening weekend than saw Freeway during its entire run. There will never be a better adaptation of the Little Red Riding Hood story, Reese Witherspoon will never do better work, and Amanda Seyfried will never say, “I’ll make out with you, but no fucking ‘cause I’m straight.”
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I’m really upset that more people will probably see Red Riding Hood during its opening weekend than saw Freeway during its entire run. There will never be a better adaptation of the Little Red Riding Hood story, Reese Witherspoon will never do better work, and Amanda Seyfried will never say, “I’ll make out with you, but no fucking ‘cause I’m straight.”