Just looking at the Facebook profile of the mother-I’ve-never-met of some dude I kind of know from high school even though we didn’t go to the same high school and stumbled upon some gold.
Who ARE these people?
It’s 2012 and I’m an adult writing quotes from The Craft on Mara Wilson’s Facebook shares because everything is in its right place and the universe makes perfect sense.
Rebecca just told me about the first tagged photo of her on facebook and I decided to find mine and it’s me at a party in Austin (no clue why it says we’re in London) in 2005 looking at a computer screen (with what appears to be WinAmp running, so I’m probably like, “PLAY HOT CHIP!!!!!!!!!”) behind my friend Ryan and the only other thing tagged in the photo is “the lamp that finger knocked over twice” because hello have we met I’m the same person I’ve always been.