Bex is quite good at email subjects.
I appreciate being able to write sentences like this in emails to my family.
It was really mr ISMAY’s fault, bc he wanted to go faster due to his small penis size. Still, mr Andrews had no ballz to stop him? However, remember also that mr Andrews died on the ship while looking at the mantle and saying, “i should have built ye a strongerrrrrr ship, arg!” but mr ismay had no honor and TOOK A SEAT on a lifeboat. And when he stood there in the life boat as it lowered to sea, it was like a descent into his own personal hell. But he’s too much of a douche to really “face” that the way mr Andrews and captain Whitebeard did. Think of me, all of you, when the water rushes in and the captain puts his hands up.
Sometimes, apropos of nothing, Kelly will email a Ben F. tweet.
I’m a little sick and a lot exhausted and laughing so hard at this email. Good night. Sool sool.
I just received this from Jolie. No body. Just the subject Sjskdhdjkskdkd.
Next time I decide to eat my feelings, I’ll buy these and eat myself.
What happens when I press Command+V?
In my daipeeeeeeee right nooooowwwwww
That. That happens. And I don’t want to talk about it.
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Email of the day, courtesy of Steven.
Trying to understand these lyrics is like trying to understand Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain. The instrumentals have clearly quantum leaped into this song from the 80s, and their mission won’t be complete until they are featured in a movie. I’m thinking nighttime, outdoors, city skyline, a wandering lead character, etc.
Was just emailed a link to the new Nicki Minaj video with the following disclaimer:
your life is about to get swagged the fuck UP
Still laughing at this. Jake won.
It was a privilege being in this email chain with you, folks.
copywriter/moviegoer/GIF-maker/panicker/not always there win you call/always on time
