[Chobani] actually has shark-like social media people. Anytime I mention Chobani I get like 3 yogurt companies @ing me. They all want to engage on social media about yogurt so bad. It’s scary. I once made a joke about like… some homeless Occupy protester with a giant tub of chobani stinking up the train and Chobani was like ‘AWESOME! What flavor was it?

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Also, I just realized that LeeLee Sobieski is KIND OF a proto-Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart.

Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart.

Also, I just realized that LeeLee Sobieski is KIND OF a proto-Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart.

Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart.