"[Chobani] actually has shark-like social media people. Anytime I mention Chobani I get like 3 yogurt companies @ing me. They all want to engage on social media about yogurt so bad. It’s scary. I once made a joke about like… some homeless Occupy protester with a giant tub of chobani stinking up the train and Chobani was like ‘AWESOME! What flavor was it?"

Colin

Colin is giving us A+ lunch conversation.

Colin is giving us A+ lunch conversation.

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You want to click play.

xoxo Ur number 1 bb

  • Colin: i'm DYING
  • Colin: every day I die
  • Colin: thank you internet
  • Bobby: need to send a thank u card to the internet
  • Bobby: postmarked - internet
  • Colin: Dear Internet - Thank you for the good times. xoxo Ur number 1 bb

What happens when I press Command+V?

In my daipeeeeeeee right nooooowwwwww

That. That happens. And I don’t want to talk about it.

colinfitzpatrick replied to your photo: Oh hey, Weekend was just added to Netflix Instant.
It’s really just a medium movie

colinfitzpatrick replied to your photoOh hey, Weekend was just added to Netflix Instant.

It’s really just a medium movie
"also, been thinking about this pokemon chain. leelee -> kristen -> dakota fanning -> elle fanning. elle fanning the most advanced form."

— more colin

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Also, I just realized that LeeLee Sobieski is KIND OF a proto-Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart.

Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart.

Also, I just realized that LeeLee Sobieski is KIND OF a proto-Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart.

Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart. Your LeeLee Sobieski pokemon evolves into a Kristen Stewart.

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Thanks for this, Colin.

"What I remember was that he was short. And he was cute. And that’s what I remembered about Woody in that day, was just that, ‘Oh my god, he is," I, you know, I just had a big crush. Instantly."

When Woody Met Diane - A Clip from Woody Allen: A Documentary | PBS (by PBS)