That Movie You Should Watch on Netflix Instead of That Movie Released in Theaters Today | The Hairpin

Instead of Killer Elite:

With Killer Elite, we have elite bros (Clive Owen, Jason Statham, and Robert DeNiro) from recognizable action movies who have decided to bro up and be in the same bro-centric action movie. This was attempted last year with The Expendables (available to watch instantly), but proved to be a well-titled disaster. Because of this, we should probably make a few changes to the formula. What about elite ladies (Joan Allen, Kathy Bates, and Jessica Lange) from recognizable dramedies who have decided to lady up and be in the same lady-centric dramedy? Yeah, that sounds good. Watch Bonneville. It’s like Thelma and Louise with a subscription to AARP.

It’s that time of the week when I tell you to quit complaining about Netflix and embrace everything it has to offer. Like Bonneville.