Technically Lindsey’s birthday was Saturday and Christine’s birthday is today but they’re both stupid buttholes so it’s fine.
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Technically Lindsey’s birthday was Saturday and Christine’s birthday is today but they’re both stupid buttholes so it’s fine.

Celebrating Mari’s birthday with Lindsey and Christine and masks and 5-Hour Energies and a lot of love.
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Celebrating Mari’s birthday with Lindsey and Christine and masks and 5-Hour Energies and a lot of love.

  • Bobby: julia roberts is 27 in this movie
  • and a successful food critic
  • like
  • what is my life
  • Lindsey: hahahaha
  • she is
  • in a movie
  • also!
  • Bobby: i mean she also sings karaoke
  • so i'm close
  • Lindsey: 1 thing at a time?
  • Bobby: i guess
  • that's my lesson today

Francesca wishing her mother happy birthday on the phone

  • Bobby: Tell your mom I said, "Happy Birthday."
  • Francesca: (To her mother) Mom, Bobby says, "Happy birthday Marie, you hot bitch."
  • Bobby: Francesca!!
  • Francesca: She says, "Thank you, Bobby."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KELLY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KELLY.

Happy Birthday, Jake! Continue living your best life!
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Happy Birthday, Jake! Continue living your best life!

This was probably worse than my 20th birthday when my friends went to a frat party and I watched Harold and Maude on VHS alone.
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This was probably worse than my 20th birthday when my friends went to a frat party and I watched Harold and Maude on VHS alone.

Um, what makes The Huffington Post think they can post photographs from my last birthday party without permission?
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Um, what makes The Huffington Post think they can post photographs from my last birthday party without permission?

It’s also Wes Bentley’s birthday. He’s even overshadowed in Google’s image search.
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It’s also Wes Bentley’s birthday. He’s even overshadowed in Google’s image search.

Happy 30th B’Day, Beyonce! I didn’t know what to give the woman who has everything, so here’s an Amazon Gift Card.
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Happy 30th B’Day, Beyonce! I didn’t know what to give the woman who has everything, so here’s an Amazon Gift Card.

Happy 50th Birthday, Enya! You don’t sound a day older than the year 2000!
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Happy 50th Birthday, Enya!

You don’t sound a day older than the year 2000!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY/SCRE4M DAY REBLECHA! S e E   y O u   L a T e R !
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY/SCRE4M DAY REBLECHA!

S e E   y O u   L a T e R !

Paula Cole is 43 today. I hope she finally found out whether it was “yes” or “sorry.”
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Paula Cole is 43 today. I hope she finally found out whether it was “yes” or “sorry.”