Hey American Airlines, it’s probably not a good idea to have terrified people staring at the sky as if something Roland Emmerich-worthy is about to happen to them as the meat and potatoes of your rebrand’s first promotional spot.
My life paused when this commercial came on. When it comes to reaching perfection, the only thing it lacked was Reese Witherspoon in a convertible.
Nike - “I Can”
Source: youtube.com
I wouldn’t sit on that couch unless you boiled it first.
Excuse me, DATES a pig? They got married at the end of Muppets Take Manhattan.
I would like to meet the contrarian polar bears who are all, “YO, FUCK ICE.”
I just had a vivid memory of asking my parents to buy me Iron Kids Bread.
Mom: Why do you want Iron Kids Bread?
Bobby: I don’t know.
Can I get some confirmation from any of my Bay Stater followers?
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Let the shameless promotion continue.
Jason wrote this series of spots for Durex and they’re all very, very funny and you should watch them because teddy bear teddy bear. My favorite.
I was just thumbing through a magazine from 1982 and found some super cool advertisements.
This video is really something else and the Kindle’s new slogan should definitely be: “That’s one of the glories. I can be anywhere. With it.”
OR:
“you own it. you can mark it. you can quarrel with it. you can be overwhelmed by its clarity.”
H/T Colin






