I’m really good at dwelling on things of little importance, so here’s a rendering of my hot sauce stain on a photo of Tyler wearing white denim.
I woke up and thought, “Today I will wear my white denim jeans.”
And then I went to the work cafeteria where someone else thought, “Today I will squeeze this hot sauce dispenser so violently that it gets all over the white denim jeans of surrounding people.”
“Sorry,” she said.
Deal with it, Thursday.


