Me.
(I watch this sketch too often.)
Tobey Maguire: Ma’am, who is this queen of disco?
Ana Gasteyer: Donna Summer?
Cheri Oteri: Now how does her name appear in a phone book?
Ana Gasteyer: Summer Donna?
Kristen Wiig’s impersonation of Tan Mom is the only bit from last night’s SNL that I’ve seen, but it’s all I really need.
Sometimes I go to Ellen Cleghorne’s Wikipedia page and cry because in a perfect world she would have so, so much more in her Contents section.
Source: Wikipedia
Sometimes I wonder how people would picture me if they only knew me by my gchat history. It’s a fun exercise! I assume I’d come across like this:

Catching up on Lindsay’s SNL gig last night. As Christine said, “‘fine’ is a good way to talk about that episode.” Lohan was fine. The sketches were fine. Doll Fred Armisen being hit by a car was fine.
I feel like I’m the only person who wasn’t aware that Channing Tatum’s Neck is hosting SNL tonight.
Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup may be my favorite SNL clip ever SLASH my favorite video on the internet. Forever and for always.
Now there you go again you say, you want burritos. I sure hope you can keep ‘em down.
The song “He Still Loves Me” is the only good thing - excuse me, great thing - to come out of the horrible, horrible Beyonce/Cuba Gooding Jr. movie The Fighting Temptations. I have it on my iPod at all times and just realized that it’s about Lana!
“Seems like I always fall short of being worthy, ‘cause I ain’t good enough, but He still loves me…I’m not perfect. Yes I do wrong. I’m trying my best but it ain’t good enough. Shunned by the world when I don’t succeed, ‘cause I ain’t good enough, but He still loves me.”
(I’m ‘He’)
SNL’s Los Angeles Face remains the best thing Hilary Swank has ever done.
I made this in preparation for my flight tomorrow.




