Today is my friend Jake’s birthday and he is having a karaoke party and I will drink no less than two (2) bottles of 5 Hour Energy tonight. Happy Birthday, Jake. You are good.

Today is my friend Jake’s birthday and he is having a karaoke party and I will drink no less than two (2) bottles of 5 Hour Energy tonight. Happy Birthday, Jake. You are good.

Jake’s new YouTube show about app reviews is great AND effective. I just bought Earn To Die because of it. Also, can we talk about Jake’s widow’s peak? Look at it. Look at Jake’s widow’s peak.
(App All Knight)

Jake’s new YouTube show about app reviews is great AND effective. I just bought Earn To Die because of it. Also, can we talk about Jake’s widow’s peak? Look at it. Look at Jake’s widow’s peak.

(App All Knight)

Jake doesn't know how a celebrity sighting works

  • Jake: I forgot to tell you! I saw Tilda Swinton from behind.
  • Bobby: You did?!
  • Jake: It ended up not being her from the front, but it looked like her from behind.

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Happy Birthday, Jake! Continue living your best life!

Happy Birthday, Jake! Continue living your best life!

The Midnite Society finally has a group photo. Well, minus Colin. Thanks for the memories, Slacktory. Xtine was a Ninja Turtle Nose, Lindsey laughed alone with salad, Jake and Rebecca were Halloween or Williamsburg, and Steven broke up a fight as Ryan Gosling..

The Midnite Society finally has a group photo. Well, minus Colin. Thanks for the memories, Slacktory. Xtine was a Ninja Turtle Nose, Lindsey laughed alone with salad, Jake and Rebecca were Halloween or Williamsburg, and Steven broke up a fight as Ryan Gosling..

Sure, Buzzfeed’s photos are the best, but two I took with my phone represent the entire evening pretty perfectly - Bowery Electric was a salad bar.

It was everywhere, daring us all not to laugh at it.

Rebecca and Jake are happy together.

Rebecca and Jake are happy together.

NYC GIF Series #33 - Jake and a Patriotic Budweiser Can, Brooklyn - 07/04/2011

NYC GIF Series #33 - Jake and a Patriotic Budweiser Can, Brooklyn - 07/04/2011

"You don’t have to be spacey to take this movie’s bate, man. A cheeky plot and some honest Aniston left my sides aching from laughs. They say that every dog has his day and this movie has underdog Charlie Day whipping up the humor and keeping up with the foxx. Who’s the boss? Horrible Bosses."

Jake is the master of faux-TaxiTV movie reviews.

So my stupid friends and I started this stupid club society where we all go see movies together either in theaters or on iPads on roofs and then photoshop ourselves into the movie poster along with Kate Hudson because for some reason she’s an honorary member of our club society and if one of us can’t make the movie we make them feel as guilty about it as possible kind of like how Kate Hudson felt really guilty when she revealed that she was pregnant with someone else’s baby in Something Borrowed so if you’re ever at Regal Union Square and hear a group of people giggling while making 7th Heaven references or getting angry at each other for making 7th Heaven references, it’s probably us and I just wanted to share this poster.
Cast:
Steven as Kyle Chandler
Lindsey as Fanning 2.0
Jake as Elliot 2.0
Me as that annoying kid whose leg broke
Rebecca as the kid who doesn’t get Fanning 2.0
Kate Hudson as herself

So my stupid friends and I started this stupid club society where we all go see movies together either in theaters or on iPads on roofs and then photoshop ourselves into the movie poster along with Kate Hudson because for some reason she’s an honorary member of our club society and if one of us can’t make the movie we make them feel as guilty about it as possible kind of like how Kate Hudson felt really guilty when she revealed that she was pregnant with someone else’s baby in Something Borrowed so if you’re ever at Regal Union Square and hear a group of people giggling while making 7th Heaven references or getting angry at each other for making 7th Heaven references, it’s probably us and I just wanted to share this poster.

Cast:

  • Steven as Kyle Chandler
  • Lindsey as Fanning 2.0
  • Jake as Elliot 2.0
  • Me as that annoying kid whose leg broke
  • Rebecca as the kid who doesn’t get Fanning 2.0
  • Kate Hudson as herself

interweber:

jakerawr:

Shooting with the Phantom Camera was one of the happiest days of my life. 

Crazy cool slow-mo by Jake. 

Jake, quit being good.

(Source: jakeroper)

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