There are people on the internet who sell cat beds made out of old iMacs for $112. Well, the retail price is $129 - Fab just discounts. Yay, capitalism.
I have spent the better part of this century giving Anna Faris the benefit of the doubt. She makes otherwise-terrible movies worth watching (see: The House Bunny and Observe and Report and Smiley Face…and Just Friends…and all the Scary Movies she’s been in). I watched What’s Your Number? last night and actually thought it would be good.
It wasn’t. In fact, it was one of the most painful comedies I’ve watched in a while. So desperate for laughs and so unsuccessful at receiving them.
Oh, Anna. You’re one of the funniest people in Hollywood. Don’t settle for garbage anymore. Do better work. You deserve it. We deserve it.
Teacup Asians
what’s happening to the universe?
My Favorite Songs About Memorial Day:
I just daydreamed about having a nightmare about growing up and being exactly like Tootles.
Shannen Doherty’s Education Connection commercial.
Her face is all, “Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just a mad chill actress who’s earning a degree in Technology.”
I’ve wanted to post SNL’s ‘Donald Trump’s House of Wings’ sketch for a while now
…But it’s nowhere to be found on the internet. After seeing it listed on the back of the “SNL Best Commercials” DVD, I added the disc to the top of my Netflix queue. Unfortunately the sketch was nowhere to be found on the compilation. The full Donald Trump episode is streaming on Netflix, but not that particular sketch. The episode is also streaming on Hulu+, so I signed up for a free trial…but nope. No luck.
Donald Trump’s House of Wings, the best thing that man has ever done, has been taken from us all. Why? Why can’t I find Donald Trump dancing around singing Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, and Kenan Thompson in chicken suits?
copywriter/moviegoer/GIF-maker/panicker/not always there win you call/always on time
