bobby finger

Love her.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:41:26 -0400

Love her.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:42 -0400

Sorry inventor Steve Wilhite but I’m going to use a hard G because you decided to name it...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:12:52 -0400

Sorry inventor Steve Wilhite but I’m going to use a hard G because you decided to name it “GIF” as an acronym for “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” and the G in “GRAPHICS” is hard not soft like “JIF” so if you wanted us to call it a “JIF” you should have called it a “JOLLY INTERCHANGE FORMAT” or some crap.

This debate is stupid, but his reasoning is stupider. Graphics. Hard G. GIF.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:45:46 -0400

"Among the nominees for the Teen Choice Awards are Naomi Watts and her tsunami drama “The..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:27:00 -0400

“Among the nominees for the Teen Choice Awards are Naomi Watts and her tsunami drama “The Impossible”…”

- Naomi Watts, “Argo,” “Wonderstone” among bizarre Teen Choice Awards nominees | Dan D’Addario | Salon.com

"In other words, after 15 seconds of acceleration, the pair would be dragging the vault at only 2.3..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:10:20 -0400

“In other words, after 15 seconds of acceleration, the pair would be dragging the vault at only 2.3 miles per hour. According to a quick mental calculation, 2.3 mph”

- Could the Fast 5 Safe Heist Happen in Real Life? — Vulture

AHHHH THIS IS SO GOOD. BRIAN YOU ARE SO GOOD.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:05:57 -0400

webuiltthiscity: “Troubled Relationship” is now a card category...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:01:34 -0400

webuiltthiscity:

“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.

IT’S NOT PERFECT, BUT IT’S OURS.

Jobs | Brit & Co.

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:03:00 -0400

Jobs | Brit & Co.:

High fives if you:

Include pictures or video (Of what? We don’t really care. We just like media.)

Tell a story about the coolest thing you ever made or the coolest product you’ve ever used.

Explain E = mc^2

“We just like media.”

Re:

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:50:00 -0400

Re:

I Love You, I Honestly Love You.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:38:31 -0400

I Love You, I Honestly Love You.

atsuperfluously: miahsaint: Two years on Twitter, and all I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:46:56 -0400

atsuperfluously:

miahsaint:

Two years on Twitter, and all I have to show for it is a bunch of stupid, meaningful friendships with ridiculously talented people.

If I left you off, consider it a unconscionable oversight on my part or maybe this is the push you need to post an avi with your whole head. But to all of you, whether we met two years ago or today: I honestly hope you have as much fun squandering your immeasurably precious time with me as I do with you.

You goddamned pack of degenerates,
-Miah

Left: @EveryTweet_Ever, @SortaBad, @markgarkusha, @StevenAmiri, @Molly_Kats, @OuterJohn, @theblowout, @Dschnoeb, @seabrown, @Travon, @BDGarp, @brendohare, @MikeDrucker, @letsgetgizzy, @MissObdurate

First Row: @blaudiablogan, @Hadzilla, @nachosarah, @MaryKoCo, @caricevhouten, @pattonoswalt, @ixSEANxi, @DothTheDoth, @EricDaDadourian, @MostlyPregnant, @WowItsStephen, @TheThomason, @JennyPentland, @MmeSurly, @GreenishDuck, @SeanBlazed, @DadBeard

Second Row: @DJRotaryRachel, @mzeld, @robwhisman, @robfee, @andylevy, @andylassner, @lawblob, @HonkyTonkRobot, @Spotzwoj, @sucittaM, @RoryNotRoy, @fightforfood, @matthewdolkart, @RowdyBowden, @SunnyMabrey, @tylerschmall, @nickwiger, @bazecraze, @thejoshpatten

Third Row: @KarenKilgariff, @JoshMalina, @eliyudin, @ecareyo, @BoobsRadley, @ShittingtonUK, @vladchoc, @DO(G, @MiahSaint, @lanyardtwerk, @sweet_toof, @briangaar, @ashley_barnhill, @NickBossRoss, @Discountdracula, @NicCageMatch, @UncleDynamite, @gneicco

Fourth Row: @pants, @danieleastman, @TheFearBoners, @JoeyPositivity, @bobbyfinger, @LouisPeitzman, @bridger_w, @TheNardvark, @Leemanish, @TurboGrandma, @GriffLightning, @Lisa_Bizzle, @cee_ryan, @MindyFurano, @Smethanie, @ezeddaly, @weedguy420boner, @fart, @BrianBeckner

Fifth Row: @lianamaeby, @janeurysm, @ariscott, @seriouslyemily, @curlycomedy, @Manda_like_wine, @frenchielaboozi, @AaronFullerton, @lafix, @Ahm76, @ceejoyner, @EvanJKessler, @johnfreiler, @UNTRESOR, @IanWearsPants, @BeerBatterBeard, @Chelsea_Elle, @johntoconnor

Sixth Row: @someskirt, @Nickadoo, @ShawnHatosy, @Kalarlis, @glenna_opt, @ChaseMit, @Superfluously, @danCLYNE, @ThatRamosGirl, @coolsexguy, @duplicitron, @diarrhea, @SamuelMoen, @Kendragarden, @MaraWritesStuff, @trumpetcake, @Sassypantssss, @TheBosha

Seventh Row: @senderblock23, @juliadavidovich, @SCbchbum, @RockabillyJay, @ebrawley, @SnarkToast, @CoreyNotKori, @EliTerry, @sgavinesq, @longwall26, @batsly, @asimplemachine, @MarcusTheToken, @TheDairylandDon, @Zackblows, @rachow, @donni, @fleshcake, @kingofalltweets, @KenJennings, @madamezooble

Eighth Row: @m_suit, @butterwolf, @ConorTripler, @giromide, @kramediggles, @Nardster, @markleggett, @AmberTozer, @SeanINCypress, @RexHuppke, @joshy_beck, @hobo_hands, @lazerdoov, @klickitatstreet, @toddmarrone, @Kyle_Lippert, @OhNoSheTwitnt, @BillMc7

Ninth Row: @Glynner85, @primawesome, @Llib_Notlaw, @Mickey_McCauley, @Pauly_Miller, @DeuceRadio, @Ty_Schutz, @SteveHuff, @Busocco, @CockShittington, @TyCutt, @HudsonDickchest, @DrunkSocialite, @MandySlamberg, @iheartsoups

I look great.

This is sweet.

dandaddario: Lookin’ ‘Goop!’

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:45:25 -0400

dandaddario:

Lookin’ ‘Goop!’

Sam Neill Says 'Jurassic Park 4' Will Be a Reboot | Hitfix

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:33:41 -0400

Sam Neill Says 'Jurassic Park 4' Will Be a Reboot | Hitfix:

richardrushfield:

So expect:

• All the dinosaurs to be emotionally shut down because in being dinosaurs they had to kill off an essential part of their humanity.

• The Richard Attenborough character to be played by a smoldering Josh Hutcherson who uses raver technology to make the dinosaur park more rave like, but in an evil way.

• Parallels to the Debt Ceiling Crisis and the 2012 Vice Presidential debate

• Bitcoins

• The entire movie to be set at 5:45 AM

• Lots of scenes of young Jeff Goldblum’s real life, like when he was growing up and considered not going to visit the dinosaur park at all, but ultimately decided to because through a twist of fate, he decided he felt like it.

"Though Stewart and Swift, 23, aren’t known to be close friends, the “Begin Again”..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:20:53 -0400

“Though Stewart and Swift, 23, aren’t known to be close friends, the “Begin Again” singer is no stranger to a bad breakup having previously dated John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles and other Hollywood hunks.”

- Kristen Stewart Visits Taylor Swift After Robert Pattinson Break Up - UsMagazine.com

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Taylor: I guess he just wasn’t your Romeo. Kristen:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:15:00 -0400

Taylor: I guess he just wasn’t your Romeo.

Kristen: Sometimes I think he was. Sometimes I think he is.

Taylor: Why’d he have to be so mean?

Kristen: No. No. I was the mean one. It was me. Never him. Never Rob. He was so good to me. So so good to me.

Taylor: You have to be fearless.

Kristen: It’s impossible to be fearless, Taylor. If you live in this world, the real world, you’re afraid of things.

Taylor: Look. I knew he was trouble when he walked in.

Kristen: You told me you liked him!

Taylor: Face it. You two are never ever getting back together.

Kristen: I’m going to Kacey Musgraves’s house.

Today I discovered Serena Williams’s twitter account.

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:06:43 -0400

Today I discovered Serena Williams’s twitter account.

"The National’s dirty secret is that for all of the Dessner brothers’ orchestral ambitions,..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:35:46 -0400

“The National’s dirty secret is that for all of the Dessner brothers’ orchestral ambitions, these songs are simple things: Instantly memorable melodies and minimal chord progressions become familiar after one listen, and then there’s a pivot, usually undetectable the first time around, that takes the National towards one of their proprietary grand finales. The greatness lies in when the listener connects the two and realizes they’re part of the same song.”

- The National: Trouble Will Find Me | Album Reviews | Pitchfork

It’s so good.

2 illiterates

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:35:00 -0400

2 illiterates

idk

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:44:51 -0400

idk