Fan Fiction: Courtney Stodden’s Advice Column

My actual humanly fran Louis wrote this gorgeously great Courtney Stodden advice column for Crushable and it’s formidably funny. Like, it’s really really, like sensuously superb. Praise Him. :)

Hi, my luscious lovelies! It’s me, inspiring actress, model, and singerCourtney Stodden. I’m completely titillated to be taking your questions, and giving you my unique inside into the rill problems facing young women today. Don’t be afraid to get wet and wild with your questions, because I love getting my silky hands dirty!

READ IT NOW.

  1. stephanieshift reblogged this from bobbyfinger and added:
    This is the greatest thing ever written.
  2. pushbartoopen reblogged this from dreadfulseahag and added:
    @alicialutes !!!!!
  3. dreadfulseahag reblogged this from bobbyfinger and added:
    I fundamentally don’t understand people who aren’t fascinated with this chick.
  4. hugginz reblogged this from bobbyfinger and added:
    "Also, anal doesn’t count. God bless."
  5. stryker said: pitch-perfect
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