Pardon me

Newsflash, anonymous person whose shoes I may or may not recognize under the stall: just because you’ve flushed 35 times doesn’t mean what you’re doing in there is a mystery. We all know you’re pooping.

The flush doesn’t mask the poop, it accompanies it. Your poop is the vocal, your flush is the bassline, and I just understood all the words perfectly.

Quit wasting water. Poop, flush, and get the hell out of there.

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  2. sakotta said: In Japan, they have toilets that make the flushing sound without the accompanied physicality so as to not waste water.
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    In the ladies’ room here, people print out notes about these things. I don’t know why Bobby is taking to tumblr instead...
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