Joltin’ Joe, AriZona’s new “Sparkling Espresso” beverage is following the lead of their Arnold Palmer drink and using a famous athelete on the can. He looks like he’s just walked out of a 1930’s prequel to Flatliners.
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns it’s lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo. What’s that you say, Mrs. Robinson, Joltin’ Joe has left and put his tired-ass face on an AriZona can? Hey hey hey. Hey hey hey.