Surprise! Savages wasn’t a terrible movie - it was just a mediocre movie. Messy, but mediocre. Aaron Johnson? Fine. Taylor Kitsch? Fine. Even Blake Lively was fine. The only remotely special thing about Savages was Salma Hayek as Elena, one of my favorite screen villains in quite some time. She’s hilarious, terrifying, and absolutely hypnotic - especially during the dinner scene GIF’d above. As Steven said during the movie, “nothing is sexier than watching Salma Hayek eat a lamb chop.” See it? Like, actually see it? It’s worth it? Also, she deserves an MTV Movie Award for BEST WIG.
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Surprise! Savages wasn’t a terrible movie - it was just a mediocre movie. Messy, but mediocre. Aaron Johnson? Fine. Taylor Kitsch? Fine. Even Blake Lively was fine. The only remotely special thing about Savages was Salma Hayek as Elena, one of my favorite screen villains in quite some time. She’s hilarious, terrifying, and absolutely hypnotic - especially during the dinner scene GIF’d above. As Steven said during the movie, “nothing is sexier than watching Salma Hayek eat a lamb chop.”

See it? Like, actually see it? It’s worth it?

Also, she deserves an MTV Movie Award for BEST WIG.

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  1. christophotoadv reblogged this from idonothavepuppetcancer
  2. idonothavepuppetcancer reblogged this from bobbyfinger and added:
    i could watch her eat for hours..
  3. doeintherain reblogged this from bobbyfinger
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  5. binxbolling said: i rode in an elevator with Salma once and it was a very scary/sexy 30 seconds
  6. thedorseyshawexperience said: No.
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