All of the cats and dogs in the world have evolved to the top of the food chain and enslaved the human race. You have concocted separate poisons to kill the species, but only have enough raw materials to eliminate one.

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Which do you choose, and why?

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  1. agnesbsquare answered: Cats. They have no fucks to give and I just can’t abide that.
  2. artbore answered: Dogs, because ugh they are so loud.
  3. laurencesmb answered: Dogs because the cheer you up and in the end if we ever Spartacus our way out of enslavement then we’ll need to be happy!!!
  4. smile-lines answered: Cats. Dogs would be dumb enough to trust us again and we could just feed them chocolate to regain our dominance.
  5. secretlystephie answered: Cats. Dogs can rip your face off. Cats sleep for 15 hours a day.
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  7. tinyvessels answered: cats, because the dogs didn’t really want to enslave humans anyway. Cats made them do it.
  8. streiken answered: Cats - it’s always a cat being stroked by the villain in movies, never a dog. (With the exception of Zoolander).
  9. tumblush answered: I love dogs & wouldn’t mind being enslaved by them. But could our dog overlords adequately handle the mice problem? Doubtful. Save kitty.
  10. ughwhocares answered: I’d eliminate dogs. Any animal that expects me to them outside to shit is already asking for too damn much.
  11. nalaniokalani answered: Cats. Felines love to fuck us up. Sneaky whisker licking devils cats are.
  12. fieldnotesfromabroad answered: If it’s just the pet-sized, I’d poison the dogs bc cats are easier to fend off in an attack & more vulnerable to simple weapons (water).
  13. datingmysofa answered: Cats. They don’t poop outside.
  14. hopped answered: cats. at least the dogs will let us outside once in a while.
  15. roardenasaur answered: Cats. They are far more evil than dogs, and probably have the dogs brainwashed.
  16. the-stig answered: Cats, because they’re more obvious in their intent to kill humans.
  17. nottallthere answered: Cats I hate them bye.
  18. musingsofpinhead answered: Cats because clearly the cats have brainwashed the dogs into hating humans. If the cats gonde, we can bring the dogs back to our side.
  19. barelyeducated answered: Cats. I’ve read Maus.
  20. superslyskillzmcfly answered: I’d kill the dogs because the cats probably would be busy ignoring us.
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  22. joereid answered: Cats. Sorry. Cats would be SUCH dicks if they were in charge of shit.
  23. jwoodnogood answered: Though it pains me to say this, I would eliminate cats. They are extremely intelligent and could actually dictate the human race, unlike dogs
  24. ursulajanelle answered: cats, because clearly it was their idea to begin with.
  25. shouser answered: cats, because it would be a zillion times easier to convince dogs to spare your life. cats don’t give a fuuuu
  26. gloriaj answered: down with cats. we could probably take control over the dogs with beggin strips and belly rubs.
  27. growingpangs answered: Down with Cats, both species and musical.
  28. monocles answered: Cats, obviously, because dogs are stupid and will quickly fall in line with humans once cats are eliminated.
  29. exitclov answered: Dogs, because I’d rather sell myself out to the cats.
  30. house-of-hues answered: Cats…those sneaky bastards are useless.
  31. interweber answered: RIP CATS FOREVER
  32. wallofdis answered: Dogs: “You killed our friends! Now you must die!” Cats: “Heh. Didn’t know you had it in you. I release you.” Ergo: Dogs.
  33. esotericalesbians answered: Cats. Dogs aren’t capable of evil. If they’re enslaving us it’s for our own good.
  34. mylestanzer answered: Cats. They eat your face after you die answers.yahoo.com/quest…
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  36. yodelmachine answered: Keep cats, ‘cause they’ll at least toy with us for a while before they eat us.
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