You’re in a sandwich line with Beyonce and Rihanna. Bey orders the tuna salad. Ri orders the egg salad. Neither of them has enough money to pay for their sandwich, but you have enough for yours and a second.

lunchtimepoll:

Whose sandwich do you buy and why?

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  1. dinosaursonbikes reblogged this from lunchtimepoll and added:
    Questions I find while looking for tuna salad recipes.
  2. nataliemaeblogs answered: Beyonce because are you kidding me rihanna stop
  3. jennydeluxe answered: BEYBEYBEY SO THEN BEFORE YOU HAND HER THE SAM, YOU CAN PAUSE AND GO: GIVE ME THE BABY. GIRL. YOU WANT DAT SAM? OK. GIVE ME THE BABY.
  4. kdett0 reblogged this from hindenberry and added:
    Also egg salad is kind of gross… but also Beyonce
  5. hindenberry answered: beyonce’s because…beyonce
  6. crackedpecans answered: bey’s EVEN THOUGH i’m a pescatarian
  7. laurencesmb answered: Buy two and eat both in front of them because what’s a better story than Rihanna & Beyoncé hating you for eating their sandwiches?
  8. sloth-bear answered: Neither because vegan.
  9. dulge answered: Rihanna’s. Because, who eats tuna salad other than all american dads watching golf on Sundays in their “yard work shorts?
  10. manicpixienightmarebitch answered: Buy two sandwiches. Cut each sandwich into thirds. B gets two thirds tuna, R gets two thirds egg, i keep a third of both to sell on ebay.
  11. andalaporra answered: The hell is this, Friday during Lent? Anyway they both get lunch because in what world am I together enough to keep down food in B’s presence
  12. andthesearereal answered: Beyonce because Rihanna will never admit that she has egg on her face.
  13. rachelsimone answered: buy rihanna’s because i know she will… pon de repay.
  14. emes answered: Rihanna, because Beyonce would probably insist you use the money on Rihanna even if you offered it to Beyonce
  15. businesswomanspecial answered: Why are the both eating salad sandwiches and no cold cuts!? I think this is a trap. But really, Bey because duh.
  16. cee-mo-green answered: I pay for Rihanna because Beyoncé simply cannot smell like tuna
  17. echolikebells answered: Bey because Bey.
  18. wikkineaver answered: I would buy two sandwiches and shove them down their throats so I would never have to listen to their shitty songs again
  19. robertafossil answered: beyonce’s because c’mon
  20. sleeplessinorlando answered: I remind B that she’s too good for tuna, but I pay for it bc she’s promised me I can be her next kid (Green Acre) godmother.
  21. guyuhthree answered: I’d buy two for the ethical ass employee of the year who refuses to let either of them have a free sandwich duhhh
  22. lesartistes answered: I hate you for making me pick Rihanna, but canned tuna is the most disgusting thing on earth and I hate everyone who encourages its existance
  23. clairefoley answered: “your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this” = Rihanna, forever and ever amen.
  24. nicklas answered: I’d pay for Bey. Egg salad has nothing to counter-measure all the eggs so you just know there will be egg farts. And those are the worst.
  25. 2manystripes answered: Beyonce, duh.
  26. a-coat-of-spray-on-shoes answered: Beyonce’s, because she’s gotta eat in order to keep up dat ass.
  27. buddhakushandorgasms answered: Rihanna’s because I absofuckinglutely hate tuna & I
  28. allupinmymindgrapes answered: Beyonce both because I prefer her over RiRi and because I prefer tuna salad over egg salad. Always Queen Bey!
  29. kissmystace answered: Beyonce because here’s hoping thats a tuna craving from another bun in her oven.
  30. smile-lines answered: Beyonce because of reasons.
  31. ajedak answered: Solange’s, because it must be difficult being the Solange of the Knowles family.
  32. kyleramos answered: I would order both and give one of them mine because holy shit did I tell you about that time I had lunch with Bey and Ri!??!
  33. hisgirlfridayy answered: rihanna. beyonce can just fucking call jay-z
  34. surfroxy317 reblogged this from bobbyfinger
  35. writertee answered: Rihanna because Beyonce can eat her own bootylicious. (Can’t forgive that that’s a word.)
  36. bexo answered: Beyonce. She’s breastfeeding!
  37. everybreathwedrew answered: Beyonce because she is Beyonce.
  38. pusssywillows answered: Bey, because if I didn’t Blue Ivy would snatch my wig and put a curse on my family
  39. therereallyisamaya answered: I’d buy them both a sandwich and go hungry because the Illuminati would want me to.
  40. awildvuvuzelaappeared answered: Rihanna’s. Beyonce can just call Jay-z.