Texts From Scarlett O'Hara | The Hairpin

ashley
ashley
ashley
ashley r u there
ashleyyyyyyyy
(im DRUNK (from brandy))
remember that time we made out in the barn
Scarlett, it’s four in the morning and I have to get up in two hours to run your mill
Please don’t text me this late
oh i sold the mill  haha
did i not tell you that
Oh my God.
did you know that pantalets are out this year
that’s why im not wearing any
;)
OH MY GOD

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