“You were Romeo I was a scarlet letter and my daddy said, ‘Stay away from Juliet!’”

That’s my favorite line from Taylor Swift’s “Love Story” and the reason I’d really like to see her teach a high school English class.

“And then Hester Prynne had soooooo many beautiful babies with Heathcliff and they’d all stay at Mr. Darcy and Jane Eyre’s place in the Hamptons every summer with Jane’s sassy bff Dorian Gray.”

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    i cannot stop laughing at this holy crap
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    INVITE ME
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    If only Taylor Swift died in the end of that song. Seriously, my two least favorite things are Romeo and Juliet, and...
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    I work in retail and I hear this song every day at least 3 times. Every time I say to myself “Taylor Swift must have...