Chewing gum impairs short term memory - Chicago Tribune

A new British study suggests that chewing flavorless gum can interfere with short-term memory.

This came up on one of those in-elevator screens that gives you just enough of a news story to make you think, “What in the honest fuck?”

Once your gum loses its flavor, good luck remembering anything. Oh and also, once your gum loes its flavor, good luck remembering anything.