SEE THAT EMPTY SLOT ABOVE MY METROCARD? THAT’S WHERE MY WORK ID WOULD BE IF I WEREN’T AN IDIOT. THIS SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED MORE THAN ONCE. SO HERE I AM DRINKING A VENTI SWEETENED ICED COFFEE WITH MILK (BECAUSE MY STOMACH IS ENORMOUS) WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET INTO THE BUILDING BUT HEY IT’S GIVING ME THE TIME TO FINISH “WE THE ANIMALS” WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE LOVELY AND MOVING SO THAT’S GOOD (THANKS FOR THE RECOMMENDATION, MCNALLY) AND HEY IT’S RAINING AT LEAST I REMEMBERED TO BRING MY UMBRELLA RIGHT? PERSPECTIVE, PEOPLE. IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE.

SEE THAT EMPTY SLOT ABOVE MY METROCARD? THAT’S WHERE MY WORK ID WOULD BE IF I WEREN’T AN IDIOT. THIS SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED MORE THAN ONCE. SO HERE I AM DRINKING A VENTI SWEETENED ICED COFFEE WITH MILK (BECAUSE MY STOMACH IS ENORMOUS) WAITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET INTO THE BUILDING BUT HEY IT’S GIVING ME THE TIME TO FINISH “WE THE ANIMALS” WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE LOVELY AND MOVING SO THAT’S GOOD (THANKS FOR THE RECOMMENDATION, MCNALLY) AND HEY IT’S RAINING AT LEAST I REMEMBERED TO BRING MY UMBRELLA RIGHT? PERSPECTIVE, PEOPLE. IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE.