DON’T BUY THIS THINKING IT’S NORMAL LIP BALM OR YOU’LL APPLY IT AND THEN A FRIEND WILL SAY, “UM I THINK YOU JUST BOUGHT RED LIPSTICK,” AND THEN YOU’LL LOOK AT YOUR REFLECTION IN A WINDOW ON 14TH STREET AND MISTAKE YOURSELF FOR PAZ DE LA HUERTA.

DON’T BUY THIS THINKING IT’S NORMAL LIP BALM OR YOU’LL APPLY IT AND THEN A FRIEND WILL SAY, “UM I THINK YOU JUST BOUGHT RED LIPSTICK,” AND THEN YOU’LL LOOK AT YOUR REFLECTION IN A WINDOW ON 14TH STREET AND MISTAKE YOURSELF FOR PAZ DE LA HUERTA.