bobby finger

Jun 14

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thedailyshow:

Jessica Williams’ first rule for Hillary Clinton on Twitter: “Don’t tweet your junk.” http://on.cc.com/11eBih6

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Dorsey.

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“The result is a very strange movie indeed, equipped with a script that would hardly fill four or five pages, and characters who move slowly back and forth when they are not staring at each other.” —

Only God Forgives, Cannes Film Festival - film review - Film - London Evening Standard

(H/T Mike)

HAHA DUH IT ENDED UP BEING HORRIBLE

BAN REFN

BAN GOSLING

Jun 13

I just met the girl who owns this cute dog and, out of complete glee for meeting such an adorable animal, told her (as a joke) that I wanted to “throw [her] down and grab the dog and run away with it and never give it back” and I think it came across as violent and I think maybe she’s disturbed?

interweber:

#JustJoffreyThings: A Web Ode to Boy-King Joffrey

I made this…Uh, sorry?

Goddamn you, Lindsey.

9 Great Pop Songs From 2013 (And The Fake Movies That Should Use Them In Their Trailers) | The Awl -

It’s Official

In this sequel to It’s Complicated, Jane (Meryl Streep), now engaged to Adam (Steve Martin), decides to have a bachelorette party in LA with her best friends (Rita Wilson, Mary Kay Place, and Alexandra Wentworth). When one of the women disappears after being wooed by a famous actor (George Clooney as himself), it’s up to the others to make their way through Hollywood’s hottest spots to find their friend.

Music: Daft Punk – “Get Lucky” (1:40) Placement During Trailer: End

I wrote nine of these for The Awl because I am a man of few interests.

Reading ‘Huffington.’ magazine for the first time and already v into it.

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