June 2012
1 tag
1 tag
Texts From Scarlett O'Hara | The Hairpin →
ashley ashley ashley ashley r u there ashleyyyyyyyy (im DRUNK (from brandy)) remember that time we made out in the barn Scarlett, it’s four in the morning and I have to get up in two hours to run your mill Please don’t text me this late oh i sold the mill haha did i not tell you that Oh my God. did you know that pantalets are out this year that’s why im not wearing any ;) OH MY GOD
This is...
4 tags
~in which i write as much of "without me" as i can...
i’ve created a monster
cuz nobody wants to see marshall no more
they want shady i’m chopped liver
well if you want shady this is what i’ll give ya
a little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka to
2 tags
1 tag
Julia Allison is not dead.
– Guess Who’s Back: The Return of Julia Allison | Observer
Dan wrote about Julia Allison in this week’s Observer. I wouldn’t be MISS ADVISING you if I asked y’all to read it.
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
Roommate 1: I got home and [Roommate 2] was making Brussels sprouts.
Roommate 2: SORRY. I CAN'T COOK.
Roommate 1: And she was adding spices to them. Cinnamon and nutmeg and paprika.
Roommate 2: I DIDN'T KNOW. I CAN'T COOK.
Roommate 1: They smelled like oatmeal.
Me: Did you eat them?
Roommate 2: Half.
1 tag
jasencomstock asked: Commando or Terminator?
1 tag
joereid asked: "Sense & Sensibility" again or "Emma" for the first time?
1 tag
creeperstatus asked: Bob - I loved your endorsement of The Thin Blue Line. Have you watched any other Morris docs on instant? Particularly: Vernon, Florida?
1 tag
dandaddario asked: What romantic comedy on Netflix will help me fall asleep? Please keep in mind I do not like James L. Brooks except for "As Good As It Gets"
1 tag
imwithkanye asked: What is Netflix Instant?
1 tag
jasencomstock asked: how do you like netflix instant?
1 tag
:) ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT NETFLIX INSTANT :) →
2 tags
1 tag