July 2012
I was about to talk about a space rock this...
and said “meteoroid.”
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A basket of candy shows up in the cubicle.
Cubemate 1: What're you gonna choose?
Cubemate 2: Not sure yet.
Cubemate 1: You're not going to pick the Dots are you?
Cubemate 2: What'll happen if I do?
Cubemate 1: I'm obviously going to judge you.
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maura replied to your post: To your point and per our prior discussion, can we table that convo and touch base sometime tomorrow AM because I’m going to need some time to digest this offline before moving forward.
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To your point and per our prior discussion, can we...
This is the longest sentence I can write in American Nightmare English.
DON’T LET ANYBODY DEFINE YOU!
I live my life outside of the box because...
– Tyler Perry, via his Facebook
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It was that lazy kind of Sunday when you eat a...
And everything’s great until you realize you have to watch The Newsroom.
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I know it looks like I’m depressed, but I’m not. I would have been...
– My roommate got laid off and I walked into her room while she was under the covers eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch and watching “The Parent Trap.”
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They worked for close to an hour one morning on the important scene in Act II...
– ‘Into the Woods’ - NYTimes.com
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