January 2013
December 2012
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HEY Y'ALL I JUST SLICED MY FINGER OPEN ON A RUSTY...
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What if the ghosts of Aaliyah, Selena, and Mary...
Like, you’re in a nice little REM cycle and Mary starts hovering over you going “wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up” and Aaliyah scans/judges your bookshelf and Selena stares up at the moon through your window while humming a tune she’s been working on and you’re like “um ladies excuse me what’s going on what’re you doing in my...
Watchinterweber:
NO. MUSICALS.*
*especially, THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
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Space.
When I read about Kate Winslet going to space I laughed long and I laughed hard. I can’t remember a celebrity story that made me laugh this maniacally. Something that made me this excited about pop culture. Something that made me treasure my normal life and my normal friends who are not marrying Richard Branson’s son or anyone with a name like Rocknroll. It’s not about a wedding...
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Kate Winslet is going to space.
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“So let’s recap this: Kate Winslet secretly married a man named Ned Rocknroll,...”
– Richard Lawson on Mrs. Rock’NRoll (via interweber)
“With that said, Kwanzaa-hating has always struck me as the most bougie and...”
– Awesome Kwanzaa: A Made-Up Holiday for a Made-Up Country - Ta-Nehisi Coates - The Atlantic
Ta-Nehisi stays snatching wigs (via aminatou)
ANYWHERE BUT DALLAS
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beverlycrusher asked: Haha. Thank you! It's a labor of love. I hadn't really updated it in a while, but I decided to pick back up on the train, because I love the concept so much and I don't want it to fade into internet obscurity.
“…one of the most entertaining things a 2012 film had to offer was Sally...”
– I Dreamed a Nightmare: The Banal Schmaltz of Les Misérables
Rich is right about a lot of things!
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I wrote a thing about #wetlook for Slacktory →
colinfitzpatrick:
The phenomenon of #wetlook videos on YouTube has been a minor obsession of mine for months and months, and I am so happy Nick let me write about it for the blog. Please enjoy this serious exploration of online media that features wet, fully-clothed people.
I have actually been waiting weeks and weeks to read this.
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dandaddario:
“Peggy Noonan is someone who is very, very skilled at making bullshit look like some elegant soufflé… She’s very good at rhetoric and argument, but it’s still not grounded in the truth—it all falls apart every four years, but I don’t think she’ll be out of a job any time soon.” —Nate Silver, Out, 2012
“Do I think [Madonna is] a great performer? Yeah. Do I think she’s a great...
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the thing is, these aren't really jokes
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“we had a cooking club meeting last night and he was like ‘I have tons of...”
– Colin just accidentally wrote my bio.
Austin Noodle House Owner in Hot Water Over... →
When I got laid off from my first job I went home and drank the entire bottle of wine my coworkers had given me just a few days prior for my birthday and then I stumbled over to this particular noodle house to have dinner with my friends who were in law school and I said very miserable, uncomfortable things like, “HOW’S LAWWWWWW SCHOOL HOW ARE THE CONTRACTS HOW’S THE...
