February 2012
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January 2012
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“I CAN HANDLE THE CALORIES YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE.”
– Thing I almost shouted at the Diet Coke-drinking person who threw me shade as I filled my cup up with Coca-Cola Classic at the work fountain.
lindsey.web: 10 Other Questions Bobby and I... →
interweber:
If Fiona Apple and Lana Del Rey, through some miracle of science in which an egg could be fertilized by an egg, had a baby together, would that baby grow up to be a singer or an actress?
If Lana Del Rey and Neil Patrick Harris started a gang would it be called “The Three Names Gang” and do you think they let you join?
If the world actually ended in 2012 and all that was left was...
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“Oh, really? Fine, great. That’d be cool. Would he be playing me, or is he...”
– Should Justin Bieber Remake ‘Fear’? Reese Witherspoon Weighs In! - MTV Movie News| MTV
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Christine: what even is the deluxe version
Bobby: it has three extra trax
Christine: going to guess the titles
"brwn mccsns"
(brown moccasins)
"chupa chups and collagen lips"
"dr pepper ten (one of the boys)"
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My work phone rang.
Bobby: Hello?
Coworker: She has a song called "Diet Mtn Dew"?
Bobby: Yes.
Coworker: I just turned it off.
[click]
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“Bobby, why are you eating so much cheese tonight?”
– My roommate, January 30, 2012, 9:46PM
“it’s just hard cause i feel so strongly for someone i’ve spent so little time...”
– everyone’s point (via ohmygodthebachelor)
You’re not REALLY watching The Bachelor unless you’re following Mikala’s Bach Blog.
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sometimes it's more fun to post the reaction to a...
Lindsey: FROM A DISTANCE?
Lindsey: BOBBY
Lindsey: what is wrong w u
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“My dentist added me on LinkedIn. Let’s talk about it.”
– My coworker/cubemate/best friend in the whole wide world, Francesca, initiating a conversation.
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i meant favorite two lines of dialogue EVER
my favorite two lines of dialogue EVER are from moonstruck
needed to clarify.
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How To Bring A Bike On The New York City Subway |... →
1. Don’t.
Fran Drescher: Aliens Abducted Me, Implanted a... →
thebombbag:
“Drescher’s rep did not immediately respond to TheWrap’s request for comment.”
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The Grey, a screenplay (SPOILERS)
EXT. ALASKA
A plane crashed. There are, like, seven survivors I guess.
WOLVES.
There are six survivors now.
WOLVES.
There are five survivors now.
WOLVES.
There are four survivors now. They laugh around a campfire and eat a wolf.
WOLVES.
There are three survivors now.
SAD MONOLOGUE.
There are two survivors now.
WOLVES.
There is one survivor now.
BROKEN AIRPLANE LIQUOR BOTTLES.
~fin~
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This one works.
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Thoughts I had during "The Grey"
1. This is like the more violent version of a scene from “Troop Beverly Hills”
2. This is like the more violent version of another scene from “Troop Beverly Hills”
3. OOOHHHH that’s the guy from “A Home at the End of the World”.
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Six Degrees of Separation
Joe: Melissa brought up six degrees of separation before it was a Kevin Bacon game!
Bobby: But AFTER the Will Smith movie!
Dan: Excuse you, STOCKARD CHANNING movie.
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Currently
walking up 6th Ave typing on my phone listening to Lana Del Rey post-“Hugo” thinking about how big of a problem Chloe Moretz is going to be as her ego ages more quickly than she does and also, like, if Martin Scorsese is so great, why wasn’t there any Lana on the soundtrack to “Hugo”?
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Two years ago if you came up to me and were like,
“Hey Bobby on January 29, 2012 you’re going to wake up early and take a ferry into Manhattan to see Hugo, then attend a party where you watch The Real World: Miami in its entirety, then you’re going to go to a restaurant for the sole purpose of eating a lot of meat, and then you’re going to watch a Lifetime movie called Sexting in Suburbia,” I would have been like,...
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“I love people who think cilantro tastes like soap. You know it’s genetic?...”
– Lindsey Weber
“I don’t have credit card debt because Suze Orman advises against it…”
– Delia Ephron - Banks Taketh, but Don’t Giveth - NYTimes.com
Read this entire thing right now, everyone.
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