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David Guetta feat. Jennifer Hudson - "Night of... →
I’m not saying I have this on repeat, I’m just saying I hate myself.
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A soft, cool rain begins to fall. “She’s the one,” you hear someone whisper...
– So You’ve Decided to Drink More Water | The Hairpin
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#46: You Taste Like A Burger | Extra Hot Great →
This is me being really nervous as a guest on Tara, Dave, and Joe’s Extra Hot Great podcast. We talked about Our Idiot Brother and The Golden Girls. Listen to them being Extra Hot Great, and listen to me being Extra Hot I Keep Repeating Myself and Clicking My Pen.
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Straight after Beyonce finished performing her song Love on Top , she also...
– MTV Video Music Award - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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I can hear someone in the office discussing the...
They’re asking, “What was the name of that movie? You know? He was in the mailroom and then he worked his way up to the top? But he lied about it?”
No one has a clue and it’s taking every ounce of my self control to not scream “THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS IT’S AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON NETFLIX INSTANT BY THE WAY AND...
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Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no.
– Beyonce doing Lamaze
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According to Kelly Rowland, being a mother is Beyonce Knowles’ destiny....
– Kelly Rowland: Beyonce “Will Be an Incredible Mom” - UsMagazine.com
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I just called my mom to give her some...
“Hey Mom. I don’t know how to tell you this, and it really hurts to do it over the phone, but I just have to let it out. Tyler, the Creator’s mom is my mom now. I hope you understand. No, please. Mom. Stop. Don’t say anything. It’s best if I just hang up now. You’ve been really great, but I have to move on. Bye.”
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BYE.
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BEYONCE IS PREGNANT
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I don’t see why you need ANOTHER bad guy in a movie about people chasing...
– Lauren on Twister
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Watching "Twister" blindfolded wouldn't be bad.
Tornadoes are really loud and characters explain every single thing they see and do.
“Carey Elwes just exploded!”
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You guys wanna do a Mad Libs?
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Your optimism about this storm is really turning me on.
– Someone on the phone who is sitting on the curb next to me with her poodle.
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According to the Atlantic Oceanographic and Meteorological Laboratory at the...
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