June 2011
May 2011
What you're saying to the ticket taker when you see a movie this weekend.
The Hangover: Part II - “The word ‘penis’ makes me laugh regardless of context.”
Kung Fu Panda 2 - “Who are you to judge me? Go do some research and you’ll discover that the original Kung Fu Panda was pretty freakin’ well reviewed and this one has a 77% on RottenTomatoes. Ever heard of a man named Roger Ebert? Oh, you have? Well he said, ‘The animation is elegant, the story is much more involving than in the original.’ Are you calling him a liar because of his face? God, you’re an asshole.”
The Tree of Life - You don’t say anything because there is nothing to say. There is only feeling. Loving. Existing. You smile. You shut your eyes. You imagine the universe as it was millions of years before this moment. You imagine the universe as it will be millions of years from now. There is peace. There is calm. You blow in the ticket taker’s ear.
I’m seeing The Tree of Life this weekend.
