April 2011
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I can't. The unfunny kind.
Parental complaints have led Midd-West School District officials to investigate a veteran high school teacher who writes erotic romance novels under a pen name. The teacher, Judy Buranich, of Selinsgrove, has taught at Midd-West for 33 years. Under the pen name Judy Mays, she has been writing novels for a number of those years. Her books include liaisons involving werewolves, aliens and vampires...
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That scene in Pretty Woman after Julia Roberts...
That’s how I feel right now. I have a giant bag of homemade B&W cookies that I’m attempting to give away and everyone’s like, “I’m full, but thanks!” or “I can’t eat sweets now, but thanks!” or “YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY IN THE WRONG PLACE, PLEASE LEAVE.”
(B&W cookies courtesy of Rebecca and Lauren)
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“Apparently I’m in Greenpoint. That’s good, that’s where I...”
– Thomas Pletzinger, Funeral for a Dog
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Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate Released -... →
President Obama posted a copy of his “long form” birth certificate from the state of Hawaii, hoping to finally end a long-simmering conspiracy theory among some conservatives who asserted falsely that he was not born in the United States and was not a legitimate president. The birth certificate, which is posted online at the White House website, shows conclusively that Mr. Obama was born in...
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Anthony Bourdain on Sandra Lee
Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. I would likely be arrested if I suggested on television that any children watching should promptly go to a wooded area with a gun and harm...
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“She drinks so she can listen without correcting me. I drink so I can talk and...”
– Thomas Pletzinger, Funeral for a Dog
After finishing the surprisingly frustrating (and, frankly, annoying) There Is No Year, Funeral for a Dog is a sigh of relief.
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WatchToday in things I Can’t: Interview with the 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of Fast Five
“No spoilers! No spoilers!”
(via The Onion / Becca)
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gifsomnia: enrique edition
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Abbey Road Cam →
Live feed of Abbey Road.
Just watch for a few seconds, and you are sure to see someone “doing it” in the road. And possibly being struck by a car. Weirdly fascinating.
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Oh, you COULD care less?
Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care less? Oh, you COULD care...
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Watch
Unsanctioned military training video regarding DADT repeal.
“Would you like to play a game?”
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This is a MIDI of “What a Feeling” and...
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"Skynet implemented on April 19, 2011 and will... →
Ugh this means my parents and I won’t make it to Sister Act this weekend.
jennydeluxe:
oh dang.
