April 2011
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Below is an important GIF of 1984 Ralph Macchio playing the saxophone while 1984 Laura Dern dances around him. It was too large to host on tumblr, mainly because tumblr can’t handle that sweatshirt.
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March 2011
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“It really was a train wreck. I don’t know what an Andy Cohen is, but it...”
– My brother on last night’s Watch What Happens Live: Top Chef All Stars
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“The film grossed $77,868,585 in its domestic run and $74,500,000 from foreign...”
– Backdraft (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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TURNING OFF ALL MOBILE ELECTRONIC DEVICES UNTIL...
Powering off as if Padma issued some kind of decree.
Good luck, Blais.
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buildingaladder asked: I DID!!!! And that WAS the best part! Although, can we discuss how EVERY SINGLE PERSON seemed like a serial killer based on their monotone and lack of facial movement and emotion? Including the cops? The only people I felt probably didn't have bodies hacked up and hidden in their attic were the two lawyers, especially the older man, even though it was super creepy that he kept calling the...
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I was buying a sandwich for my wife, Bonnie...
There’s a woman who works in one of the two identical sandwich stations of my office cafeteria. It’s a line I visit at least twice a week, and her sandwiches are better than those of her coworkers. Her positioning of ingredients and swift, yet delicate construction makes this woman a true sandwich artist. We’ve developed a friendly, nameless relationship wherein she greets me a bit more happily...
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“Wait, you mean I can spend $46 grand a year to learn a useless skill from one of...”
– Film Drunk on James Franco teaching a directing class at NYU. (via synecdoche)
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“When I hear, on NPR’s Morning Edition, digital app developer Michael...”
– Kids book apps on the iPad are video games, not books.
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WatchThe killer Mob Wives 30-second promo.
“A rat is a rat is a rat. A snitch is a snitch.”
I love Staten Island.
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A list of lines I will pull from when writing...
The film of a generation!
A cultural landmark!
A cultural touchstone!
A cultural attaché to Greece!
A modern “bloody” masterpiece!
The pinnacle of post-post-postmodern horror!
Very, very, very, very, very funny!
So much better than all of those movies it references!
The Culkin brother was a funny character who referenced things that made me laugh!
There were no disturbing...
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QUESTION: How do you think a Goo Goo Doll feels...
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Life as We Know It
A comedy about a couple of parents who were dying to be matchmakers!
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WatchElba Carr’s brief description of the couple whose false testimony helped put Randall Adams in prison. It’s the best/most hilarious seven seconds of any Errol Morris documentary.
Errol Morris, The Thin Blue Line
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“Every day is a winding road.”
– Sheryl Crow
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The Dodos - “Black Night”
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So how much of Mildred Pierce do I have to read...
Will HBO and Todd Haynes be providing page numbers for each part? Also, I’m beyond irritated that it will now be impossible for me to read the novel without envisioning the daughter as Evan Rachel Wood. The less space she takes up in my brain, the better it is for everyone. Because the more I think of her, the more I complain about her - and you don’t want to be around me when...
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