February 2011
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James Franco’s Career Can Be Studied for College... →
“What do you mean I got a C-? What kind of ketchup randomness is that?”
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FACT:
For every person who called the Goo Goo Dolls sellouts after “Name” in 1995, there are 35 people who sang “Iris” during karaoke last Friday.
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“Life is a memory. Then it is nothing.”
– Cormac McCarthy, The Crossing
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“I might go to Texas.
What for?
I don’t know. I aint never been.
You...”
– Cormac McCarthy, The Crossing
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“I am dying now, but I still have many things to say.”
– Roberto Bolano, By Night in Chile
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"NO, THE CRASH WITH THE CAR ACCIDENT SEX."
synecdoche replied to your photo: Finishing my series of film questions for today’s…
CRASH IS SO GOOD AND I HATE THAT I ALWAYS HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF AND GO “NO, THE CRASH WITH THE CAR ACCIDENT SEX, NOT THE TERRIBLE CRASH THAT ‘TOTALLY DISCOVERED RACISM’” ‘
HATE THAT. DON’T FORGET THE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE FAKE BULLET SCENE. WAIT, DO FORGET IT, ACTUALLY.
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It's not that Jesse Eisenberg is doing badly on...
It’s just that Seth Meyers is doing badly being the head writer of SNL. Men in drag, testicles, simplistic topical humor, and gay jokes. Those are apparently his specialties.
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Ayn Rand took government assistance while decrying... →
“Doctors cost a lot more money than books earn and she could be totally wiped out” without the aid of these two government programs. Ayn took the bail out even though Ayn “despised government interference and felt that people should and could live independently… She didn’t feel that an individual should take help.”
OBJECTIVE SNAP!
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"All the Small Things" playing in the bathroom was...
That just happened. It was the first time I’ve ever wanted to give someone a swirly.
Speaking in a bathroom is bad enough. Singing should be a misdemeanor.
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I can squeeze in a viewing of Broadcast News...
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WatchChase was just on Memphis local news because he got a TSA officer arrested for stealing his laptop. His goal was to get a photo of his precious dog Zig onscreen. He succeeded. We watched the livestream.
Aside from Abbey’s laugh at the end, this is not that interesting. Sorry.
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WatchFinally.
rebeccaaaa:
I got my boyfriend Jake a surprise mariachi gorilla at his office for his birthday.
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“The brain in the gut has a complex language,” says Dr. Watzke. “We...”
– Your Stomach Really Does Have a Mind of Its Own - WSJ.com
My gut brain sounds a lot like Jenna Maroney.
(via rebeccaaaa)
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Quasi-related, but there’s no more Ask button on your Tumblr =( What are your thoughts on Observe and Report?
Hm, there isn’t? Weird. THERE SHOULD BE. I just checked and it should be functional. TRY AGAIN.
Anyway, Observe and Report was terrible when Seth Rogen was onscreen and...
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Dr. Bobby Fingers Homepage →
Ugh. Kady just informed me of this site’s existence.
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'Jersey Shore' headed to Italy for fourth season -... →
Jersey Shore is filming its next season in Italy, but for the sake of American audiences they will be speaking with English accents.
