March 2010
"That's because I practice."
Cheryl: Hey Bobby, how's it going?
Me: (pause) It's going well.
Cheryl: That didn't sound too convincing.
Me: How's it going with you?
Cheryl: I'm fantastic.
Me: Well THAT sounded convincing.
Cheryl: That's because I practice. You should, too.
“Mama always said, ‘Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.’”
– The Lady Chablis (herself) - Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (directed by Clint Eastwood, based on the book by Jay Berendt)
“Everybody’s got loaded guns around here.”
– John Kelso (John Cusack) - Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (directed by Clint Eastwood, based on the book by Jay Berendt)
