January 2012
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COLE STRYKER: thenotes: Allowed a choice in the... →
thenotes:
stryker:
Stalls or die.
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xoxo Ur number 1 bb
Colin: i'm DYING
Colin: every day I die
Colin: thank you internet
Bobby: need to send a thank u card to the internet
Bobby: postmarked - internet
Colin: Dear Internet - Thank you for the good times. xoxo Ur number 1 bb
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It's Friday so I'm thinking about TGIF and decided...
in an effort to decide what my ideal 4-program block would be.
But first, a disclaimer:
I never liked Boy Meets World, so that’s out. Sorry, but Cory and Shawn were irritating and wasn’t it strange that a principal would have contact with his students outside of school? I know they were neighbors, but Feeny’s backyard advice always seemed fairly unethical. If you can’t give...
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“Can you help me think of food names [for my Oscar party]? So far I have The Brie...”
– Friday morning emails from my sister.
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New Yorker Writer Susan Orlean Threatened Divorce... →
She converted him because on trips he would always forget his PC power adapter and chargers for cell phone and other gadgets. Orlean would never forget hers, so it made sense for him to get the same devices.
Yeah OK cool whatever Susan.
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1:55:58 into "Moneyball"
Rachel: Wait, is there not going to be any sex in this?
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growltiger:
I ran into Bobby Finger in the elevator and I just need to state for the record — Bobby Finger gets it.
If you run into me on the elevator, we’re going to talk about deodorant.
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loser: A Brief History of Dumb Internet Searches... →
tvhangover:
“Cancer” on Gossip Girl in one of their many attempts to make “bing” happen.
“Vampires” on The Vampire Diaries. Seriously, do you know anyone outside of a CW show that uses bing?
“Mutism + Cell Phones” on last night’s premiere of Touch which is a show you can…
God’s work.
Moonshine Cherries & Bacon Frosting: 10... →
5. Bond 50 on Blu Ray ($200): This gift speaks for itself. I hardly know a man that doesn’t secretly wish he were James Bond. Give your guy the definitive bond collection - all 22 bond films in their remastered, Blu-Ray glory.
If you think I want this (or that I “secretly want to be James Bond”), we’re breaking up.
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“Everything is going well in my life lately. I feel like I’m about to get...”
– I overheard someone say this and was all, “Um, constantly thinking you’re about to be hit by a bus does not sound like a good thing.”
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Top 10 Covers By HelenRuth31 | BuzzFeed →
”In the end, only HelenRuth31 matters.” - Jewel
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Freaked-Out Melissa McCarthy Told Brad Pitt,... →
“Literally like my brain snapped in two,” McCarthy said of meeting [Meryl Streep]. “…And I said, ‘Oh my god. I’m sorry. I thought over the years so many things if I ever got to meet you what I would say. This is not it.’ And, she goes ‘Oh my god. Don’t even worry about it.’”
“Oh my god. Don’t even worry about...
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Important Distinctions
tylercoates:
Bobby: i almost tweeted about my hair this morning Bobby: “my hair is very aileen wuornos today” Bobby: it’s doing weird things me: hooking, murdering? Bobby: no it looks like i washed it in a rest stop sink and dried it with a hand dryer POST hooking/murdering.
The only thing worse is Selby hair.
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Carrie Bradshaw, Writer
Some Dickbag Photographer: Why do you like models?
Carrie Bradshaw: Because I like them!
Some Dickbag Photographer: (stares)
Carrie Bradshaw: They're beautiful!
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“ON a recent night at Hotel Delmano, a stylish speakeasy in Williamsburg,...”
– In Brooklyn, Committing to a Man Bun - NYTimes.com
WHAT.
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“Tell me all your thoughts on blogs.”
– Me in my theoretical Dishwalla cover band
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MustacheRides
MustacheRides
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Uggie, Star Dog, Has His Day at Press Conference |... →
…Uggie was snuffling gently in Mr. von Muller’s arms, asleep. We badly wanted to ask him how he’d gotten here and what he made of it all, but we already knew the answer. (“Woof!”)
Dan is ON IT.
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How To Make Weeknight Pasta Sauce | Brian... →
YOU: I’m very busy and have no time to craft fanciful sauces!
ME: No, you aren’t. Making sauce only takes around half an hour.
YOU: I just lost both arms in a terrible farm accident!
ME: Oh my god, I’m sorry. Call me and I’ll come over and make you some sauce.
"That [Kathie Lee and Hoda] hour is delightful.... →
today:
— Tina Fey on her maternity leave addiction
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“People would be surprised to know that I live a really quiet life. A really...”
– Lana Del Rey Still Babysits! (We Were Surprised Too.)
H/T Steven
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