(via aphrodisy)

I’m recapping Bob’s Burgers for Vulture this season. Hooray!

 (via Bob’s Burgers Season 5 Premiere Recap — Vulture)

I’m recapping Bob’s Burgers for Vulture this season. Hooray!

(via Bob’s Burgers Season 5 Premiere Recap — Vulture)

we were chattin' about some book i didn't like all that much

  • me: i don't know why i expected wisdom, but i did. and isn't that weird?
  • them: that's not weird. we read books for wisdom.

Chappell found some good pages in this book.


This is my family. Leonard, I am so sorry. This is my fault. I should have called you. Honey, I should’ve taken you out to lunch and we should’ve talked. But I didn’t do that. And I’m sorry about the Mort and the Maura and the he and the she. I’m just a person. And you’re just a person. And here we are. And baby, you need to get in this whirlpool, or you need to get out of it.

This is my family. Leonard, I am so sorry. This is my fault. I should have called you. Honey, I should’ve taken you out to lunch and we should’ve talked. But I didn’t do that. And I’m sorry about the Mort and the Maura and the he and the she. I’m just a person. And you’re just a person. And here we are. And baby, you need to get in this whirlpool, or you need to get out of it.

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