The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.
This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.
Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.
I think you should see The Hundred-Foot Journey because it is “one of those movies” that reminds us (or at least some of us? many of us?) how willing we are to accept and embrace and be moved by a [mostly] fantastical story that’s grounded not in our actual reality but the reality of similar movies that have come before it and because even though as each character appears onscreen for the first time you can see the entirety of their narrative path bursting from their chests you enjoy the experience up until everything you predicted to happen happens and because it’s a nice way to spend two hours in air conditioning and because watching old people fall in love will never not be sweet and because Helen Mirren is an actress you can’t take your eyes off of even when her French accent is not-so-great and because most scenes are bookended by gorgeous shots of the southern French countryside and because listening to people discuss the importance of food in an almost spiritual way is generally groan-inducing until you see shots of the food being prepared and think, “Oh man I would love to eat some of that food right now,” and though I have heard similar things about Chef (“it’s so delightful and conflict-free and pleasant and satisfying!”) I have not seen Chef so I am recommending this instead.